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Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.

I know three things will never be believed – the true, the probable, and the logical.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

Before we proceed further let us get one thing clear. Are we talking about the brown Indians in India, who have multiplied alarmingly under the benevolent British rule? Or are we speaking of the red Indians in America who, I understand, are almost extinct?

We make war that we may live in peace.

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Money is what you’d get on beautifully without if only other people weren’t so crazy about it.

If you can dream it, you can do it.

And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.

Nothing endures but change.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.